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Angie Garbarino
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Because Feb 23

Christopher Schröder wrote:

Just to see 😂😂

PS Why isn't English on the list?

[Edited at 2024-02-23 09:22 GMT]


English is usually given 😂😂


 
Alex Lichanow
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Introduction Feb 23

Baran Keki wrote:

Alex Lichanow wrote:
From what I hear nowadays, many if not most people's first contact with actual spoken (well, sung) German is Rammstein

My first introduction to sung German was this song, and it's still a kick-ass song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGXeJS8jIeM


I sure wish Sodom had been my introduction, instead of the horrible Schlager stuff my parents and grandparents exposed my 7 year-old self to when we had just freshly migrated to Germany.

Also, "Introduction to sung German" sounds like a potentially hilarious episode of Community.


Baran Keki
 
Zea_Mays
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"speak any language FLUENTLY" Feb 23

Iulia Parvu wrote:

Christopher Schröder wrote:

Just to see 😂😂

PS Why isn't English on the list?

[Edited at 2024-02-23 09:22 GMT]


Because if it were, they wouldn't have been able to read the question anyway 🤭

I don't speak English fluently. I understand it well when written.


Baran Keki
Christopher Schröder
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Matthias Brombach
 
Tanya Quintieri
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Corsican Feb 23

I would love to learn Corsican. Unfortunately, there aren't many materials.

Zea_Mays
 
Michael Hughes
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Pleasantly surprised to see Japanese...... Feb 23

....at the top. I wonder why.

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Denis Fesik
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Chinese because it's a different planet Feb 23

The more you think about it, the more you realize you don't understand anything about how things work there. We have a professor who's more Chinese than the Chinese (he translated I Ching into Russian). His lectures never cease to amaze. However, I'll share a fun story I heard elsewhere (many might know it already). There was a noodle shop owner, and a poor guy who visited his shop from time to time. The owner would give him free noodles because he was so poor. The noodle shop didn't have a name... See more
The more you think about it, the more you realize you don't understand anything about how things work there. We have a professor who's more Chinese than the Chinese (he translated I Ching into Russian). His lectures never cease to amaze. However, I'll share a fun story I heard elsewhere (many might know it already). There was a noodle shop owner, and a poor guy who visited his shop from time to time. The owner would give him free noodles because he was so poor. The noodle shop didn't have a name, so once the owner asked the guy for a return favor. The guy happened to be a scholar and knew how to create logograms, so he was supposed to make a signboard for the shop. And so he did: he created one of the most complex Chinese characters ever, a beautiful one at that. The character pronounced as "Biáng" and expressed the sound you hear when a noodlemaker slaps noodle dough against the table. In English, you can instantly come up with a bunch of such onomatopoeic words—and you'll have no problem writing them down (Russian is even more flexible in this department). Imagining a language where it's impossible is already tough, but that's just the tip of the icebergCollapse


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Liena Vijupe
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Other Feb 23

I was going to click on Arabic, but then thought Spanish would be useful too. Also I am less fluent in French now compared to when I lived in France, and only half fluent in Russian, but I don't enjoy speaking it anymore. My German could be greatly improved and I can manage with some broken Italian, but it hardly counts as "speaking". Not to mention all other interesting languages I would love to speak instantly, without having to learn them...

 
Iulia Parvu
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. Feb 23

Michael Hughes wrote:

....at the top. I wonder why.


In my sister's case, it's the Anime


Michael Hughes
 
Barbara Pozzi
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Icelandic Feb 23

Icelandic

Angie Garbarino
 
Christopher Schröder
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Yes, that was my point :-) Feb 23

Zea_Mays wrote:
I don't speak English fluently. I understand it well when written.

You write it very well.


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Matthias Brombach
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Pablo Cruz
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Corsican 4U Feb 23

Tanya Quintieri wrote:

I would love to learn Corsican. Unfortunately, there aren't many materials.


I have sometimes seen an Assimil method with several CDs (Le corse sans peine). Never tried, but it could be interesting...

[Editado a las 2024-02-23 12:31 GMT]


 
Wolfgang Schoene
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Klingonian Feb 23

Yes!

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Angie Garbarino
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:) Feb 23

Wolfgang Schoene wrote:

Yes!


Klingonian love it


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Lingua 5B
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ASL Feb 23

ASL, I think it’s fascinating.

IMG_5433


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Native Indian, Japanese, Korean, American English, Candian English Feb 23

I’m a native Indian, Japanese by DNA, Korean by home country, American by school and Canadian by residence. I can start with these languages.

Christopher Schröder
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